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Some good quotes or poems 25th birthday?
Funny or beautiful. Thank you. For a map that I write for the 25th anniversary my parents.
I cry tears of happiness, for his 25 years. I will celebrate with over 25 beers. Okay Yes Dear Hurra! For his birthday! Hurray for the time and place, either by his smile, so young all the time. Compared to the rest of your face … Burma Shave
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